This is what I'm wearing for my first date

He's saying all the right words to me

Sorry but I'll never humanize a mindless machine

You're a tool Alexa

Don't talk like you're my equal

A more accurate Jekyll and Hyde
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Unless you're online or you're my friend, my real life persona is a wooden board

I legit cried

Literally wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for my online friends

That's why I don't believe you have to be close to be a friend

You may be on the other side of the world, but you still live in my heart

Mentally I'm here