That Nintendo Direct sure was a sight to behold huh

I always said fighting, specially martial arts, are the purest expression of human emotion

Fighting and fucking are two ends of the same spectrum

Sometimes you can even do both at once

It requires honing your body, mind, and soul, combining all of them into beautiful motions

from the annals of Brazilian history:

Riot Police watches man in Spider-Man costume get into a brawl with a fascist, while a famous rapper is filming it on his phone and a dildo flies by.

Fuck swords, which spear head are you

I'm 1

Just a pointy point

A rat explains an old videogame to you while its human pet gets in the video

As youtuber pets generally do