Even if I prefer the Codex Seraphinianus which is even more bizarre, but I don't want to have anus in my second name

Every creature in nature can be classified is either a crab or a snek

If it can hug its a crab, if not, its a snake

Fish? That's a snake
Bird? That's a crab

Translation: "I love and hate the communist card we have"

Card: "Communist Card: Gather the cards of all players and divide it equally among them"