No causalties other than the immense waste of gas

That was probably the strangest night I ever had

Today I learned

I was monologuing to myself in my head, and when thinking about the broad quality of something I said "We're going for... breadth? Is that a word?"

I feel like I just discovered a new species of animal

The rain is coming in the fucking horizontal

I'm hearing a delivery motorcycle outside

Poor guy

It got stronger

Estrogen cigarette when