Forwarded from ✨ Lyn the Cookie
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Forwarded from ✨ Lyn the Cookie
Okay, now that I washed my face and have a theoretical cup of coffee in front of me, it's time for Dreaming With Lyn, the show in which I, Lyn the Cookie, talk about the latest dream I had
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Scene 1. I was an unidentified witness, like a floating camera. I saw a girl walking around my backyard. Suddenly, a giant head coming out of the ground swallowed the woman alive.
The head started to roll backwards to reveal multiple 'people', but they were actually some kind of biomass clone made with the flesh of the people this thing had eaten.
Scene 2. One of the bodies climb out of that hole, a woman dressed in sports clothing. She needed to leave my house, so she tried to climb the wall, but she couldn't. The hole then spits out a naked guy with a pair of sloth claws instead of hands. He climbs the wall and then helps the woman get out.
Scene 3. Everything changes. The story is now about this blonde girl with her two unremarkable friends. For some reason she did something illegal and was about to go to jail.
But while stressing about it, the blonde girl meets with the woman homunculus from earlier, who gives her a plate of spaghetti with meatballs (the meat also came from the flesh head thing).
The blondie, who somehow knew what was going on, asked the homunculus if she would lose her sense of self if she ate it. The homunculus more or less confirmed it, so they negotiated a different deal.
The homunculus stuck a skin cloak to the girl's back, attached to her spine, and it would let her become invisible somehow. She snuck into the police department for some reason (to steal her criminal record or something? I dunno)
But the scene then cut to two police officers, one of them eating a plate of spaghetti with meatballs. Then he looks at the other policeman and goes to bite his throat, while apparently this is happening with everyone inside there
The final scene is just the blonde girl with the invisible skin cloak, sneaking around the halls while people are cannibalizing each other in the rooms
The head started to roll backwards to reveal multiple 'people', but they were actually some kind of biomass clone made with the flesh of the people this thing had eaten.
Scene 2. One of the bodies climb out of that hole, a woman dressed in sports clothing. She needed to leave my house, so she tried to climb the wall, but she couldn't. The hole then spits out a naked guy with a pair of sloth claws instead of hands. He climbs the wall and then helps the woman get out.
Scene 3. Everything changes. The story is now about this blonde girl with her two unremarkable friends. For some reason she did something illegal and was about to go to jail.
But while stressing about it, the blonde girl meets with the woman homunculus from earlier, who gives her a plate of spaghetti with meatballs (the meat also came from the flesh head thing).
The blondie, who somehow knew what was going on, asked the homunculus if she would lose her sense of self if she ate it. The homunculus more or less confirmed it, so they negotiated a different deal.
The homunculus stuck a skin cloak to the girl's back, attached to her spine, and it would let her become invisible somehow. She snuck into the police department for some reason (to steal her criminal record or something? I dunno)
But the scene then cut to two police officers, one of them eating a plate of spaghetti with meatballs. Then he looks at the other policeman and goes to bite his throat, while apparently this is happening with everyone inside there
The final scene is just the blonde girl with the invisible skin cloak, sneaking around the halls while people are cannibalizing each other in the rooms
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Do u put a quarter in the mothman's asscrack?
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Put a quarter in mothman's asscrack
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Put two quarters in mothman's asscrack
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Can someone explain to me how to do this so I know what to avoid please
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