When Dutch hear “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” they add “what helps you makes you weak.” At least that’s what their healthcare implies
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Having no weaknesses reveals the biggest weakness there is
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"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it, those who don't delete their history are doomed to explain it." - Sun Tzu
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Man who runs in front of a car, gets tired. Man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted.
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"A foolish man shares his problems. A wise man shares his memes." - Moon Tzu
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"A foolish man shares his problems. A wise man shares his memes." - Moon Tzu
“Do not channel ur negative thoughts into others, create a Telegram channel and make them happy.” — Sun Tzu
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— Video about 5 physics jokes (necessarily unfunny)
— Learns that Schrödinger was a pedophile.☠️
— Learns that Schrödinger was a pedophile.☠️
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physicists only have 5 jokes
The most boring person you know explains the joke. That makes them more funny right?
I am the arbiter of fun on this channel and I will delete unfunny jokes from the comments.
I am the arbiter of fun on this channel and I will delete unfunny jokes from the comments.
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Forwarded from ✙ Микола Єлісєєв ✙
The only funny physics joke is the existence of the dark matter concept in cosmology
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Якось в 11 років вжив белькотіти у значенні мерехтіти/мигтіти/блимати. Думаю, продовжу вживати. Як не як, правильність мови визначається її носіями
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