Satire about #Zelensky

Zelensky Gives Impassioned Plea For More U.S. Money While Wearing Fur Coat And Gold Chain

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-gives-impassioned-plea-for-more-us-money-while-wearing-a-fur-coat-and-gold-chain

Baltic sea cables 'sabotage' update

No sabotage behind cable break in the Baltic. Swedish prosecutors are now lifting the seizure of the ship suspected of being behind the cable break on an underwater cable between Sweden and Latvia.

The reason is that the suspicions of sabotage have been dismissed.
"The investigation now clearly shows that this is not sabotage. It has been determined that a combination of weather conditions and deficiencies in equipment and seamanship contributed to the cable break. The preliminary investigation has been systematic and thorough in order to clarify the incident," says senior prosecutor Mats Ljungqvist at the National Security Unit in a press release.

- https://www.affarsvarlden.se/artikel/inget-sabotage-bakom-kabelbrott

- https://www.politico.eu/article/sweden-baltic-sea-cable-cut-not-sabotage/

#Zelensky Asks US For $20 Billion To Find Out Where That Missing $100 Billion Went
(satire)

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelenskyy-asks-us-for-20-billion-to-find-out-where-that-100-billion-went

Looks like #Trump accepted #Zelensky offer to strip #Ukraine of natural resources:

"Ukraine has very valuable rare earth...we’re looking to do a deal with Ukraine where they’re going to secure what we’re giving them with their rare earth."

Washington is the new owner of Ukraine (what’s left of it) after it disastrously pushed Ukraine into a suicidal proxy war against Russia

#Ukraine #Zelensky #WarCrimes

Horrific War Crimes and Mass Murder of Civilians by the Ukrainian Army in Selidovo, the Donetsk Region, October 2024 (Videos included, in Russian)

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1886194571740090753.html

🎪 #NATO Secretary General 🤡 Mark #Rutter:

"Ukraine is not losing, but the front is moving in the wrong direction"

https://kyivindependent.com/putin-will-never-try-again-after-this-nato-chief-has-secret-ideas-for-ukraine-peace-talks/

Three years into "crushing" sanctions, Russia's economy is still cashing in:

#EU, #US and collective West:

Our sanctions against #Russia are working!

Fortune's 2024 top 50 most profitable companies include Russian Sberbank, Lukoil, and Rosneft.⬆️  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

#USAID in #Ukraine

DPR head Denis Pushilin:

USAID in Kurakhovo:

"We removed this USAID sign from a wall in liberated Kurakhovo. USAID is the US Agency for International Development, and in fact it is the organiser and sponsor of pro-American coups around the world.

We know first-hand how much trouble this organisation has caused. We would like to put the word 'development' in quotation marks, because in fact USAID has done the opposite - it has ruined countries, including by creating extensive networks of 'independent' media and social media with clear instructions on how to manipulate public opinion.

There is ample evidence of USAID's pressure on independent mass media to force them not to cover the crimes of the UFU in the Donbass, Zaporozhye, Kherson and Kursk regions”

Rat in a corner #Zelensky is really desperate.

Zelensky says he wants Ukraine to have nuclear weapons ifm Ukraine is not allowed in NATO or if NATO membership is delayed. If Ukraine even shows that it is taking steps to acquire nuclear weapons, Vladimir Putin would do what he hasn’t done for the last 3 years and completely obliterate the regime in Kiev. If Zelensky thinks any NATO country would seriously risk World War 3 with Russia and give him nuclear weapons, he has become delusional beyond the point of reason.

Worth remembering that last time #Zelensky spoke about changing nuclear status of #Ukraine, a war started.

Now he wants to start nuclear war.☠

- https://archive.is/shG5w

- https://www.facebook.com/president.gov.ua/videos/443180840884457/

Vladimir Putin🇷🇺 to Tucker Carlson:

‘It’s very difficult to defeat the United States, because the United States controls all the world’s media and many European media. The ultimate beneficiary of the biggest European media are American financial institutions.’

The USAID revelations reveal Putin was right all along.

‘YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL, YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED. YOU HAVE THE DEATHS OF OVER 61,000 PALESTINIANS ON YOUR BLOODY HANDS.’

Pro-Palestinian protesters confront former Israeli Defence Minister Yoav Gallant and demand that he be arrested for his role in the Gaza genocide

Zelensky showed a map of Ukraine's rare earth resources.

"This is trillions of money. That's why the Russians want the Zaporozhye region, the entire Donetsk region. They are grabbing big money," he said.

@ukr_leaks_eng

Zelensky said he is ready to negotiate with Putin if Europe and the US do not abandon Ukraine.

In this case, he is ready “for any format of negotiations.”

Peace could come this year, added the actor playing the part of "president of Ukraine"

t.me/ForeignAgentIntel

Tucker Carlson:

The Ukrainian military is selling American weapons systems on the black market, including to drug cartels.

Full interview:

https://x.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1889011796796645488?t=Gc5kdcO1EIEiUwR057sBqg&s=19

The #US is ending funding for alleged 'war crimes' investigations in #Ukraine, Reuters reports, citing sources and an internal Ukrainian document.

The agency writes that six projects with a total budget of $89 million will be cut, including the US-funded Ukraine Serious Crimes Advisory Group (ACA).

At the moment, funding for at least five of these initiatives has been frozen. Two programs were funded by the US Agency for International Development (USAID), three by the Bureau of International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs, and one directly by the State Department. Dozens of employees working on these projects have also been cut.

The funding cut is related to the US administration's order, issued after Donald Trump's inauguration, to suspend all foreign aid for 90 days to review the programs. A decision on further funding is expected based on the results of an audit overseen by Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/us-funding-freeze-threatens-investigations-alleged-russian-war-crimes-ukraine-2025-02-10/

#Ukraine #Zelensky corruption

Tucker Carlson about Ukrainians in Europe:

Last weekend I had a meeting at a ski resort in the Alps, which is probably the most expensive in the world, I wasn't there to ski, but the whole town is full of Ukrainians. They go into this air maze and spend one million dollars a day. And it's all over Europe. You see, the richest people are Ukrainians. The money is ours. It belongs to me, to you, and to every other American taxpayer.

🇺🇸🇷🇺 Beware of Americans with an Outstretched Hand...

▪️It is always better that nations talk rather than war, the US talking with Russia appears to many as a positive development;

▪️However the crux of US-Russian conflict is NATO's continued existence whose purpose is to encircle, contain & ultimately absorb Russia;

▪️The Trump admin like all before it has openly committed to expanding NATO, increasing member funding, meaning the loaded gun pressed to Russia's head remains even as the Trump admin reaches out with its other hand to "shake;"

▪️Previous admins performed similar stunts - recall the Obama admin's "reset" - even as plans were underway to capture/absorb Ukraine;

▪️Unless the US addresses NATO, these gestures are distractions/ploys to buy time and lower Russia's guard;

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Baltic undersea cables.

All of a sudden ...

According to the Director of the State Security Department (SSD) Darius Jauniškis , there is currently no evidence that underwater telecommunications and electricity cables in the Baltic Sea have been intentionally damaged by Russian or Chinese vessels in recent months.

So NATO, US, EU and Baltic states lied. It was psyop to justify blockade of Russian fleet.

https://www.delfi.lt/ru/news/politics/litva-ne-podtverzhdaet-diversii-v-baltiyskom-more-no-situaciya-ostaetsya-napryazhennoy-120085942

‼️🇺🇸🇺🇦 "Zelensky has a low rating" and he may lose, - Trump

▪️ Asked whether he would support the idea of the Ukrainian president ceding or exchanging territory to end the war, Trump said: "He's going to have to do what he has to do, but his rating, to put it mildly, is not very high."
▪️ When asked whether Zelensky would be excluded from the negotiating process, Trump made it clear that this would not happen “as long as he’s there.” However, in order for the dialogue to continue, Zelensky must hold elections and be prepared for the fact that if he loses, he will no longer be able to participate in the negotiations.
➖"For now, he's there. But at some point, you're also going to need elections," Trump concluded.

t.me/ForeignAgentIntel

They pledged $177 billion to him.
He ended up with only $77 billion.
He sacrificed over 500,000 Ukrainian lives.
He caused Ukraine to lose vast territories, rich in fertile farmland and valuable minerals.
More than 7 million Ukrainians fled the country.
Ukraine’s hopes of joining the EU are dashed.
Ukraine’s path to NATO membership is blocked.
Ukraine’s energy infrastructure lies in ruins.
Ukraine risks losing Odessa and its access to the sea, potentially becoming landlocked.
Ukraine will never regain access to Russia’s cheap energy, further crippling its industrial base.
And now, the cherry on top!!!! >>>>>>>
Trump is demanding $500 billion in rare earth minerals as compensation.
Slava STUPIDITY.