Looked back on code from nearly two years ago today and laughed for a solid minute...There was easily 200 lines like this

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Help, I accidentally opened Vim, what do I do now?

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Source code

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Existential dread.. console.log(age): Spent 10 minutes to figure what bug caused number change on input

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Yea, right. I’m a little bit superstitious.

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I inverted the tree. Do I get a job at Google too?

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Useful

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But it's zero cost

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Hey I worked hard on that!

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Her (2013)

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I AM NOT MAD JUST PROGRAMMING

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This came to mind and I felt like I needed to get it out. I am so sorry.

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Where my ComSci career began

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Do you feel me?

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Implement sounds much fancier

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"I made this code in only 30 hours

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Wise words

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Server Error? What do you mean sir?

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Sometimes I think about disabling warnings.

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This meme brought to you by the port 3306 gang

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To the one who got the real tree finally and to the one who inverted it to bag an offer at Google

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