It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

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Call that shit unsigned.

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When you had enough of online learning

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if i met someone who could do this id worship them as a god

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Sex and databases

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"Hello World"

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Their is only one way to win this game...

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Get your website before the Christmas rush!

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When my boss asks how my development of the legacy project is going

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Stacking if else statements be like

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HaVe YoU tRiEd BlOcCcHaIn ?

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do {} while (); loops be like

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My eyes!

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Listen, if it is only me reading it... it doesn't matter... right?

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Found this gem of a comment in the ZSH source code. "However, I'm so confused it could simply be baking Bakewell tarts".

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my eyes hurt it's 4 am

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Everyone: AI is going to take over! AI:

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Quote of the year

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I get it, I'll look somewhere else.

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Was that xvzf or xjvf?

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If Viren was a programmer. (I was doing this for a meme, and I didn't realize that something would actually install if I clicked enter. Does anyone know what this package does?)

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