Guess the Scrum ceremony from the denoscription

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Rust newbies be like:

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My first time posting here

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No wonder there’s an error... in S1E6 of Silicon Valley, Richard is writing Python code in a Java file.

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How Node.js treats your CPU

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Last minute changes be like

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While and do…while

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echo "upvote" > post.txt

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Mark all as read

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One decade is also not enough!

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When I have to fix the mess made by my colleagues on git

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MCute

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We are evolving , just backwards

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is it?

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Are you a legend?

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step 1: do all the work; step 2: git init

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Only a few

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Got too easy in Excel and SQL

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//TODO: insert funny noscript

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Inclusive language

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(H&R Block Tax Website) When You Get Your Front-End Up and Running

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