Guys, I know how if() else() and switch() works I swear!

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I just can't get over it

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Works like a charm

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If people knew...

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Me trying to fix a bug in the code.

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My pronouns are LLC/LLShe/LLHer

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Other languages aren't that bad

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Using my best excuses on the Senior Dev like

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Youtube be like "gotcha"

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So my brother just sent me this. He "didn't have time to write a factory"

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Kinda impressive..

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Balanced work and life also improve productivity.

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Manager: I want our web app to feel more like a native app

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Legacy code comments

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I have to call myself out; this has been in production for 2 years

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PEP 8: from blank import blank should be avoided. Me:

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PEP 8: from blank import blank. Me:

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This is my main tactic for coding

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Decided to check out a java tutorial book, didn’t think I was already a pro at the third problem solving technique

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Memory Lane

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Is it so hard to ask

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