When on meeting with client project managers says: yeah we can do it in one week.

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For real

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I cried reading the PHP 8 Docs.

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I recently made a comment in r/science which got a lot of attention. I’ve experienced this on a few occasions. Same with hunger, such as taking a late lunch to finish a ticket. Thoughts?

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Surprisingly good cookie options from Starbucks

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//Prints 'Hello World!" to the console

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Reading Oathbringer by Brandon Sanderson and came across this find that I thought would be appreciated here.

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The virus is spreading

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Comments

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Only Nazi Germany could pull that off!

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There is no shortage for app ideas

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Javanoscript frameworks everywhere.

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I don't have a second child...

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Reddit doing its thing.

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using (caffeine a as errormessage) { }

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Thank you my tester friend for raising these bugs.

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All set..

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Anyone know the best way to count page views using React? (see eBay example)

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When your code is "right", but have no idea how concurrency works (Advent of Code, Day 8)

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A Way In Loneliness 🧡🥺🙁✌🏻

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NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

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