Programmers: 1, Lawyers: 0

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The Oracle sees all.

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When he copes with some scope issues

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I'll quit programming before I put in a semicolon

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Now, where is she?

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I didnt hit commit, Professor!

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Have some pity on the characters..

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I was repairing someone's router, and they didn't know the password. I just tried looking into the source code. This is just sad. It's LB-Link router

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Well I find it boring to use denoscriptive variables …

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When you tag your question with the wrong tags...

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AWS Fargate

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The free trial never ends

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Sorry if someone did this already. We spit on your grave Flash

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Public class Professor extends Professor

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What happens when C++ Developer is learning Python and Python Developer is learning C++

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Yeah honest work

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STOP the bullying

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Ahh yes studio

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PSA: Vanilla Chromium ending some of Google's API access such as syncing and spelling check starting on March 15, 2021 - This will effect the chromium-browser package in many repos.

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Technically true

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Programmers be like modern problem require modern solutions

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