Boss: Did you fix the bug? Me: Ehm, no, but I did some major improvements for the client’s usability.

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Hopefully listening to this hip-hop artist will make me a good culture fit

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I don't know how to React to this

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My husband has a bug

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I've got record-breaking power at my fingertips

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I am aware that semicolons are not used in JSON.

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GNU Plus Linux

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Jay-Sahn

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I feel like this isn't supposed to work

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It is a joke you just might not get it

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Just got myself a wife

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i debug with trial-and-error

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There is no better answer

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That's enough coding for one day

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How Nodejs treats your CPU

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Ummm, oops, I didn't start a transaction.

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if(has_gf){ shownotacoder(); }

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When you accidentally forget reset variable and the whole thing is ruined

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Me as a programmer most of the times

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Windows Troubleshooting

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Not intended for Python devs XD

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