I engineer things. What may take others 1 minute takes me 10, but I make it work.

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Satisfaction in a nutshell

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When ur coding on the go and ur battery is dyin'

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An interesting noscript

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From the textbook of my Operating Systems course

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F*cking clients

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My first program.

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var_dump(0=="true"); // bool(true)

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conCATenation

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The Political Compass For Programmers

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Ah yes, robot stuff indeed

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Thinking whoever programmed this needs it more than i

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I think Jenkins is Vault Boy's creepy uncle!

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PNG vs. JPG

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People who make fun of me for not having sex: explain THIS

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Looks like someone forgot haha

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Me after that one free course I found from an add I clicked on.

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Gotta make those eggs

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I’ve never wanted to open a notification less

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don’t worry, you are not alone

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As long as they don't ask me to do proper documentation.

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