When I'm tasked with a lift and shift and the developers start asking me to put in extra features they always wanted to add.

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I never realized how scary Anna looks in this..

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Debugging at its finest

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the circle of life

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Daniel Cormier (UFC Fighter) Tweets in JavaScript

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Especially after today

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"Do What The F*ck You Want To" License

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Life as a programmer.

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It is what it is

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We can scale it easily..

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Caching is hard

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Oops!

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The incoming Biden administration has a hidden message for IT folks in whitehouse.gov‘s source code.

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Technically correct

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Calm down, calm down

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Priorities

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Added the security measures myself

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When it's just M instead of ML

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There seems to be a pointer error in the Corpus Callosum of the patient.

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Floating points go brrrr

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How would you describe "intimidation"?

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