Added the security measures myself

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When it's just M instead of ML

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There seems to be a pointer error in the Corpus Callosum of the patient.

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Floating points go brrrr

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How would you describe "intimidation"?

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Or is it just me?

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The industry is really shifting

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Does anyone else share my fear?

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The Look your regex gives you when you use asterisks instead of plus

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That shouldn't happen until 2038 though

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My co-worker keeps pushing commits after I approve the PR...

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Just found out my prof is on this sub, gonna post code until he gives me attention

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Every time..

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Just use != you semiliterate Neanderthal. Imagine how any programming language would look. Except JavaScript. There it would be absolutely right.

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Decided to make a classic meme

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Guys, I got a GREAT idea for an app!

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It could have been nice

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The entire world is at stake and we need answers now!

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Every time

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Problem solved.

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Aging gracefully

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