family gathering cooking some apple-pie

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Never say the cursed words

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When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks

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I hope people will find my bad photoshop skills as funny as I do.

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These days ...

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What kind of idiot wrote this thing??

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Dev Recruiter Burden

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missing semicolon on line 245

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Ironic.

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Detailed and extremely helpful flowchart

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Shamelessly copy pasted from Twitter

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He ain't wrong tho...

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error: cannot open .git/FETCH_HEAD: Permission denied

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1011000000001011

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An edit to the XKCD comic.

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Dogbert explains the software business

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What's my morning routine? I'm glad you asked

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Function call

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HTTP and FTP

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"2" + "2" - "2" = 20

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But it works. That’s all matters.

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