Thou Shall Not

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Universal Truth

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When you just can't find the bug

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My local supermarket stocks the Raspberry Pi magazines in the cooking section

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Sometimes you need to go to the source.

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Interviews be like

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setTimeout(makeFace);

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"Why did we miss this in testing?"

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Terminal Master Race

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import pandas as pd

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What am I suppose to do ? Read documentation ?

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;0)

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See you tomorrow errors.

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Testing in production...

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Unpaid experience gathering

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Me: Declares a long long, My Head:

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One of the many gifts of programming: delta time

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Hopefully no data races

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Been spending too much time behind the computer !

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