When you try to print-debug distributed systems

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Me convincing my professors I know what I'm talking about (based on actual events)

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Found some extra thorough error handling in production today

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Matter of time

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I was trying to find a list of sorting algorithms to pick one for a project the other night, and Google gave me this. I don’t think that’s right.

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This guy understands the power he possesses

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I thought I was safe from this bullshit. Apparently not, <video> tag is mildly broken in Edge.

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When you must sacrifice a virigin to appease the StackOverFlow gods..

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The anatomy of a developer's browser

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Didn't last a week :(

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Oh, the importance of that little fucker

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My wife thought I should capitalize the CTA buttons on my portfolio site. The covered-up IP address is our home network.

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I have the same password on my luggage

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Peace of mind, serenity

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Agree to terms?

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Adding sudo too

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Wish me luck

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Is it about technology?

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We all fuck up sometimes

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It actually makes sense! (ok, no it doesn't)

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React.js is all giggles and sh*t

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