Every time...

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Real programmers use assert. If statements are for cowards.

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Oh my godot

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A powerful and dangerous tool

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So.... when am I getting my food exactly?

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Anyone looking for a decent paying job?

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When after several hours your program finally works, but you don't even have strength to happy dance...

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When you’re looking up SQL ideas and you sound like a murderer by accident

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When issues are so long lived you literally pass them on to the next generation

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Which one of you did this?

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Happens to all of us..

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Who else gets this?

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Does it get any more meta than this?

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Development

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Can you find it?

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My performance is directly proportional to the pay I get😜

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When your food arrives between false-false

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C++ was certainly designed by atemporal aliens.

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Production worthy.

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I thought it was "can you hear me?"

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Huh?

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