https://i.imgur.com/cA5Oie3.jpg
found kitten

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/18400
on the internet, no one knows you're adorable
except us
we know you're cute as fuck

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/18402
Oh shit, my only enemy: boobs. Now I have no idea how to buy things with money.

https://i.redd.it/ovu005xuli901.png
Ages ∞ and up

https://i.imgur.com/2Eaujko.jpg
You seeing this shit?

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/18520
No

https://news.1rj.ru/str/peasandquiet/509
did you just send a HALF AN HOUR long voice note

https://i.redd.it/xoscq8m5a3a01.jpg
@dogpunk: well?

https://i.imgur.com/e3bSS8R.jpg
Is this the next big meme?

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/gqPffs4O.png
if so, my contribution

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/18536
ask and ye shall receive:

"How do I stop being a furry?"
Answer:
"You don't. You are forever stuck in this trash fandom. Enjoy"

https://i.redd.it/kxcvrycp81a01.png
nice

So, I'm planning on doing a game night. The game itself is going to be a bunch of questions that you're going to have to answer; 8 random people from the audience are picked to answer, and people vote on the funniest one.

The questions can be freeform, sort of like black cards from CAH; for example, "The best way to enjoy beer is to ______ it." (please don't be a smartass and submit this exact question)
(Also, due to telegram's formatting, submit just one underscore)
Note that telegram supports more than just text; you can require the answer to be a voice message, or a picture.

You can submit your question to @ecksbot; use !submit <text> to do so. To specify a message type, use the —type argument, e.g. !submit --type=voice "Question". The accepted types are text (default), voice, photo, sticker, emoji, video_note, location, username. If you have an idea that's not on the list, please PM me and I'll implement a custom type for you.

If you fuck up your question, tell me and I'll remove/edit it. This is all going to be manually sifted through, so don't worry about that.