https://news.1rj.ru/str/violetkit18/7514
Ok, so I was cutting bread, and since it was stale, I had to use a bunch of force. So.. I didn't quite realize that my finger was too close to the bread itself, and I when I cut the slice off I sliced my finger on the crust with the force I was using to cut it

https://i.redd.it/2iun87gnz7c01.png
don't you hate it when your p

https://i.redd.it/gyxzdds437c01.jpg
neil dograsse tyson

https://i.imgur.com/izstu5D.jpg
get that checked out

Other girls flirting:
- "hey sweetie"
Pup flirting:

Show me The MeaT

https://i.redd.it/3xdg2e9lv8c01.jpg
uh

https://i.redd.it/3rahdlxn19c01.jpg
Draw me like one of your french birbs

https://i.redd.it/e280nma9v7c01.jpg
also this is fucking amazing

ah yes, "What is the most terrifying wikipedia page to read?", a good thread to read at 3am right before sleeping

https://redd.it/7sxbxj < in case you're not planning on sleeping anyway

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/KFElDY3O.mp4
(src: https://youtu.be/d1oZ6P8ZBoM)

(src: https://blog.xkcd.com/2010/05/03/color-survey-results/)

Me after I realized I had eaten all the food in the house:
https://i.redd.it/gbyjseao6ec01.jpg

https://news.1rj.ru/str/ThisWasAMistake/4316
delete this