https://news.1rj.ru/str/peasandquiet/1160
In Russian, lemonade is "more commonly carbonated", and I've seen drinks completely unrelated to lemon be labeled lemonade. Probably a case of semantic drift of some sort.

Thanks to denial, I'm now immortal.

https://g.redditmedia.com/Hpylpeq2-JXk90hSBvXYtz9UjCGNcbfrOLxr_4t781k.gif?fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=a0d29343bfe9da9234a1bedde9cde02c
When your elevator transcends space and time instead of getting you to floor 2

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/21724
holy shit was that your voice

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/21730
sorry for what
I mean that was the cutest shit I've ever heard

https://i.redd.it/tiifgl3qvpn01.jpg
lemme get uhhh

If there's a store that sells a shirt saying "today's tasteless teens" I'd buy it in a heartbeat

https://www.theonion.com/tag/editorial-cartoon
Also, this entire series is absolutely genius.

Black lead on zinc. Chemical displacement reactions are pretty amazing ​​ https://gfycat.com/FewThunderousGalapagoshawk

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/21861
stay soft

https://i.imgur.com/AigW3Ag.jpg
actual picture of me

I don't know or care if this is legit.

shit, they found me out

https://news.1rj.ru/str/violetkit18/8411
caption says "when you meet a feminist on the internet"