sorry mom

alt caption: "we have files at home"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n93kB70id6w
holy fucking fuck dude

How to frustrate scammers: ask for proof of their company's legitimacy.

Use whois lookups to see how long ago their company was registered - it's typically somewhere around a month ago - and confront them about it. Ask for their previous domain names if they say they changed them.

Here's an excerpt of someone trying to scam me: https://i.selic.re/coinspam.txt (he wiped the message history halfway through)

guys I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna beat minecraft without both mining OR crafting

via @oatty, src

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeI-1Aq5CJw
you're not gonna believe this

now where the fuck did I put my body

I'm afraid I can't weigh that, Dave.