I'm surprised at how clean this split is

brexit (bread exit)

via @troybuny

https://i.imgur.com/d16I17l.mp4
You can count how many times he has done this by the amount of twists in the leash.

can y'all fuckin

alternatively,
┬┴┬┴┤🛑 ͜ʖ 🛑)

(via @ThisWasAMistake)

disconnecting people

via @lainposter

god this fucking alarm ringtone gives me immediate anxiety

destroyed

at the supermarket