https://www.coderelay.io/fontemon.html
fun fact: font ligatures can be abused. Very hard.

"gender what's in your pants"? then I must be penis

Well, shit.

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"it turns out that keeping an exotic animal is very expensive, but I've already spent too much money on it to give it away" - the skunk cost fallacy

update: they did not survive, unfortunately, and I've wasted half a bottle of olive oil

how to destroy an apple with your mind in 5 easy steps