wait hold on
one parking yard contains 0.9144 parking meters

https://perldoc.perl.org/feature#The-%27extra_paired_delimiters%27-feature
👉👈 is now valid syntax in perl

italian catgirls be like gna

https://hard-drive.net/hard-drive-apologizes-to-elon-musk-for-dunking-on-him-too-hard/
absolutely legendary tbh

You are now allowed 1 month (30 calendar days) of being gay.

the what

in two days it's gonna be a decade since the first balloon party album got released
I genuinely can't believe it's been so long

boomer meme but