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hello you absolute legends. today we're gonna cover karl jobst, who crowdfunded his legal defense under false pretenses

my predictions for the switch 2 event in 20 minutes:
- Mario x Command & Conquer Generals crossover (bowser is helping the GLA re-do the baikonur cosmodrome launch from the start of ZH; toad has defected to china) (inexplicably no support for the new mouse mode in the joycons)
- nintendo ds support in virtual console, the only game announced is the nintendo ds browser
- the new button on the right joycon is a TV-B-Gone(tm)
- super mario all-stars with twitch integration (your twitch viewers can invert your controls, spawn enemies, delete the ground in front of you, etc)
- the ATi logo from the wii and gamecube is back
- new yoshi's island aimed at teaching you how to do your taxes

me when I deliver the unfortunate news of the fruit colleague leaving the team

This is the part where he transgenders you

Self improvement? That's entry level. I have AoE improvement

The US has put tariffs on opinions. It's 2.5 cents now

telekinesis is when you throw a tv