PEOPLE LITERALLY EAT INTESTINES? After seeing my intestine it's really gross thought tbh

I don't really see why, considering it's just some edible material. It doesn't have anything gross on it

So, drumroll
This is a reference to a famous russian saying/joke, which is supposed to rhyme.
There are two chairs: on one - sharpened spikes, on the other - (fapped?) dildos. Which one will you sit on yourself, and which one will you make your mom sit on?

Your choice?

(I hope the choices are obvious. The selected chair refers to you)

Also, the sign here says "I've made my choice"

https://news.1rj.ru/str/violetkit18/3144
Guess by the expression.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/PrinceIsSilly/1098
The choice is enforced.
Also, it's a thought experiment.
Also, it's a joke.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/peachannel/36
rip

https://news.1rj.ru/str/cockypony/10107
holy shit

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/11515
pup how are you so adorable

https://youtu.be/R7l_yykrDKA
This video is a fucking work of art, please watch it

It's time for genius fucking ideas at 3:44 am
This time I came up with how to do stateful user input for xbot without actually being stateful; just store a command it would be executing in persistent storage, so, say, pressing the "custom reply" button on a channel poll would make the bot store !vote <poll id> $1, and whatever you enter next is going to be substituted as $1.
I feel like a fucking genius.

Btw polls are still planned but I first might make a hybrid rust/js system of some kind? So I don't waste time writing js plugins

This is probably white noise to like 95% of the channel lmao

I'm gonna go back to memes tomorrow

Hey guys, they ported some more linux distros to ARM!