My mom is threatening to take away my phone cause my finger nails are "disgusting", they are a tiny bit long and have a little bit of dirt in them

take your time to do your nails, it's not that hard

https://news.1rj.ru/str/depthsofdepravity/753
something's fishy

https://news.1rj.ru/str/MisfitRambles/58
is this dendrophilia

https://news.1rj.ru/str/DogBoofs/3189
you snored like a motherfucker

nintendo so wholesome

https://soundcloud.com/theagno3/pure-sunlight-1
New rendition of Pure Sunlight. Pretty good, if not that true to the original.

Original, for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_QrKYAv1NE

"There's more edge cases to it than a broken window"

Holy fuck I am stuck in traffic because they're arbitrarily stopping a 500m segment because they are doing roadworks and can't properly let people through

I feel like they're gonna be waiting until there's cars beyond the horizon

There isn't even any internet here, jfc

btw

That was supposed to be sent 3 days ago