I've been consistently waking up ~5mins before the alarm. No matter when the alarm rings.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/ThisWasAMistake/3161
delete this

Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Waiter: Would you like some more water?

Boss fight: Y'ou'r, the lord of bad grammar

PSA:
Text "RESIST" to 50409 to talk to a bot that can fax/email your local and other representatives about it. I told it to send this as it's been passed around on Reddit and seems popular:

" Net Neutrality is the cornerstone of innovation, free speech and democracy on the Internet.

Control over the Internet should remain in the hands of the people who use it every day. The ability to share information without impediment is critical to the progression of technology, science, small business, and culture.

Please stand with the public by protecting Net Neutrality once and for all. "

You can visit the sub for more info on what it is and how to help: /r/netneutrality

For those outside and inside the US, you can also use this to sign a petition and help: https://www.savetheinternet.com/sti-home

Thank you for helping!

this bus driver is off the rails

why would it be on the rails? It's a bus

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/t35qH5L3.png
One of these things is not like the others

https://news.1rj.ru/str/loudbarking/16143
because you're american
It's genetic

https://i.redd.it/i4ab1qs2hlzz.jpg
noodle noodle

https://i.imgur.com/bS2zT5e.jpg
the evil time-travelling hackers are back