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Posts I like, random thoughts I'd like to share and generally whatever happens to sound good at the time.
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Actual real example of who the Cybertruck is marketed towards. White people in the suburbs who think the zombie apocalypse is coming
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mmmmmmMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How did Palworld become known as "Pokémon with guns" instead of "Pokémon with human trafficking and slavery"
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A few years ago I had an idea for a mystery movie that gets released in like nine different versions. Every version has slightly or drastically different events and endings but the characters are the same, and the full story can only be understood using information spread out across the nine versions. If this movie got a theatre release then different theatres would get different versions, and copies for purchase would also be different based on where you get them from and where you are
I wonder how long it would even take people to figure out how many different versions there are and indeed that there are multiple different versions
Ideally there would be discussions online after the movie's release where people are discussing it and slowly coming to the realisation that they all watched different movies
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Ideally there would be discussions online after the movie's release where people are discussing it and slowly coming to the realisation that they all watched different movies
A. "My favourite scene was when Stella dove into the hot water to rescue her sister's son"
B. "What? She didn't do that, he died"
C. "Wait, hot water? What are you guys talking about, they never got to a place with water"
D. "Didn't Stella die like twenty minutes in?"
A, B, C. "HUH????"
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DO NOT ACCEPT THIS FORM OF INTERNET
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I love the "Most water is dead." line. Like, I'm pretty sure most water very much has life in it
Most water is the. Ocean
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I just tried this method for reheating leftover pizza. Fuckin, good stuff. Recommended
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Can confirm the crust is moist and soft, the bottom's crispy and the cheese is melty. No lies detected
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