Forwarded from [anywhere] Department of Ferrets, Memetics, Cognitohazards and чіназес (ܛܐܪܩ 🌲☀️🇵🇸)
BRITISH DIALOGUE
-- olrite
- ye
-- fancy a fag and a pint?
- can't, missus wants me round her mums flat.. leaky boiler
-- right
- ye
AS UNDERSTOOD BY AMERICANS:
-- Are you ok?
- Kanye West.
-- Would you like to have a threesome with a homosexual and a midget?
- Not today, my teacher wants me to circumambulate her mother's unsatisfactorily small breasts, I think she's on her period.
- That's correct.
- Kanye West.
-- olrite
- ye
-- fancy a fag and a pint?
- can't, missus wants me round her mums flat.. leaky boiler
-- right
- ye
AS UNDERSTOOD BY AMERICANS:
-- Are you ok?
- Kanye West.
-- Would you like to have a threesome with a homosexual and a midget?
- Not today, my teacher wants me to circumambulate her mother's unsatisfactorily small breasts, I think she's on her period.
- That's correct.
- Kanye West.
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