The intrepid vampire survivor: uh oh I'm getting pretty low on health from fighting all these awful bats and skeletons! Whatever am I to do?

Floor chicken:

they turned the fucker from fallout into a tricycle

Everything everywhere all at once

Quoting gavintino (@gavintino1)

My favorite pastime: opening a bunch of Dan Hentschel videos whilst rapidly changing tabs like a multiversal camera switcher

“Excuse me????”

Quoting 💫AstralWingz💫 (@Zhane_Star)

Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.