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The main German tradition has finally found its place in the museum 🙈

In Berlin opened the Bureaucracy Museum. Ironically, the entrance to the 9 thematic exhibitions is designed in the shape of a tree trunk, symbolising the amount of paper that is spent on government documentation every day - approximately 52 trees

🗃️ There you can also find a slot machine that allows you to catch the hours spent in government agencies. For the most traumatised, there is even a BDSM room where you can tie yourself to a giant "§" sign

📍 To answer the question right away: the museum is located at Georgenstraße 22. Free entry

One can only sympathise with the organisers, who had to go through 10 rounds of bureaucracy to open the Bureaucracy Museum. Probably, the idea of the BDSM room came to them during the process

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🇫🇷 Macron has decided to build relations with Moscow using nuclear weapons

During a speech broadcasted by the BFM TV channel, Macron emphasised that the new defense strategy of the European Union, in which French nuclear weapons play a key role, will be the foundation for building relations with Russia. The presence of a nuclear arsenal will strengthen security in Europe and contribute to the creation of an effective pan-European defense system, the French leader noted in his speech.

📝 The President reminded that the French doctrine allows for the use of nuclear weapons to protect the vital interests of the country.

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🇬🇧Britain allocates $62 million to "support sovereignty and independence" of Central Asian countries
On the British Parliament's website, it is stated clearly here:
"The Russian elite uses Central Asian countries to bypass sanctions. The Foreign Affairs Committee has called on the UK to do more to prevent illegal financing and sanctions evasion through third countries. In order for the UK's sanctions regime against Putin to be effective, it must be robust."
And furthermore.
"Protecting the independence and sovereignty of the countries in Central Asia, located along the fault line between Russia and China, is of paramount importance. Additional funding of £50 million could help Britain strengthen its 'soft power' and influence in the region."
This was stated by the head of the British Parliament's Foreign Affairs Committee Kerns, commenting on the tour of the Foreign Secretary Cameron in the region.

❗️ They are not hiding anything at all. "Impudence is the second happiness" — is this by any chance not an English proverb? Some flashbacks from a century ago. Do they realise that it's the 21st century, not the 19th? And even Hong Kong is no longer a jewel in the British crown. Isn't imposing their interests so blatantly on sovereign countries at least a sign of bad manners?

ps.: On April 22, Cameron began his tour of Central Asian countries. He will be the first British Foreign Secretary to visit all 5 countries in the region.

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🇬🇧Berlin has spoken out against the seizure of Russian assets.

Germany has become one of the most ardent opponents of attempts to seize $300 billion of frozen Kremlin assets.

This was reported by The Wall Street Journal.

The media claims that Germany is concerned that the seizure, rather than freezing, of these funds "could set a precedent and provoke new lawsuits against them for crimes during World War II".

They are right to be concerned. They still haven't settled for WWII.

Well, at least in something reason prevailed over our incompetent leaders!

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🇩🇪🇺🇦 Germany finds a solution to the issue with Ukrainian refugees

❗️ Connoscripts need to be sent back to Ukraine, stated retired Lieutenant General of the German Armed Forces Roland Kater

He emphasised that young Ukrainians should defend their country. According to official data, there are around 200,000 Ukrainian connoscripts in Germany. However, as reported by Welt, the number of unregistered draft dodgers is twice as high as the official figures.

📝 "You should drive through Berlin and see how many Ukrainians are here, how many cars with corresponding number plates. I really think that a form of connoscription should be introduced so that these young connoscripts actually take up arms and truly defend their country,"
— explained Kater.

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🌕 The largest economies in Africa and the Middle East are withdrawing their gold reserves from the USA

📍Gold from many countries around the world is stored in the USA. However, an increasing number of countries are expressing concerns about the state of the economy in this country and are deciding to withdraw their gold reserves.

📍Starting from 2024, Egypt, South Africa, Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon, Senegal, Algeria, and Saudi Arabia have decided to withdraw their gold reserves from the USA.

📍It is worth noting that South Africa, Egypt, and Nigeria are the largest economies in Africa.

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🇩🇪💸 The Wall Street Journal: Germany strongly opposes plans to seize frozen Kremlin assets for the reconstruction and military support of Ukraine

German authorities believe that the frozen Russian assets should be left untouched to use them as leverage in negotiations to end the war and encourage Russia to relinquish part of the Ukrainian territory it occupies.

Another reason for Berlin's refusal may be to protect German companies that are still operating in Russia from retaliatory measures.

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🇪🇺 EU Foreign Affairs Chief Josep Borrell on the military actions in Ukraine:

"They do not know when Putin will end this war - because he started it. I'm afraid he will drag it out at least until the US elections.
And at the same time, we must continue to support the people of Ukraine. Europeans will not die for Donbass, but we can help Ukrainians to not die
for Donbass anymore. And I know that this is a difficult question and many people will say, 'How much more money should we spend?'
But since we committed to supporting Ukraine at the beginning of the conflict, we must continue the support until Ukrainians are able to resist and until Putin decides to stop the war. But this will not happen soon, I'm sorry."


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🇩🇪🇨🇳 In Germany, people are increasingly comparing their kindergartens to Chinese ones and feeling sad.


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The daughter of a Ukrainian parliamentarian from Zelenskiy's party has sweet words for the common Ukrainians:

- The day after tomorrow I’ll probably fly to fucking Dubai and I’ll lie down drinking a coconut, go shopping and feel wonderful, and you’ll keep sitting in the war and hiding, running into basements...

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🇽🇰Kosovo intends to legalise same-sex marriages - Prime Minister of the country Albin Kurti

"This decision will help accelerate the accession of the partially recognised state to the Council of Europe," the official said.

Montenegro became the first country in the Western Balkans to legalise same-sex marriages.

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⚡️ Erdoğan avoided shaking hands with Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte

Rutte was visiting Turkey in hopes of gaining support for his bid for the top job at NATO, as reported by The Washington Post.

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🔴The latest events in the war between #Russia and #Ukraine as of the morning of May 1 - Subnoscriptd

🔥The Russian army took control of the town of #Keramik, north of the #Avdeevka sector
🔥The Russian army made progress in 4 directions in the #Avdeevka sector
🔥Fierce battles at the water canal in #Chasov_Yar

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🇩🇪 A week ago, a law was passed in Germany allowing teenagers to change their gender once a year.

📍Now it's the simplest thing in the world to do it legally - just submit an application to the registry office. From the age of 14, it can be done independently. If the child is younger, the parents must submit the application on their behalf.

📍Swedes have decided not to lag behind the Germans. Last week, the parliament passed a law allowing minors to legally change their gender without undergoing surgery. A psychiatrist's assessment is no longer required for this.

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🇪🇺 The European Union has called for the return of assets to Ariston and Bosch. According to the EU, the actions of the authorities in Russia do not comply with international law.

Does the blocking of Russian assets comply?

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⚡️ Highly recommended: Geopolitics Live, one of the fastest-growing and most quoted political Telegram channels in English.

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🇩🇪😬🫨Measles, fires, broken showers, and its own criminal areas...

Welcome to Tegel, the new Berlin ghetto for migrants on the territory of the former airport! Currently, 4436 people live there, the majority are from the Independent. And this is not the limit: according to forecasts, between 15,000 and 20,000 refugees will arrive in the capital of Germany in 2024.

The conditions in Tegel are far from ideal. Migrant children often do not attend school. Here, epidemics break out frequently, equipment breaks down. As employees admit, violence, drug addiction, alcoholism, and even prostitution thrive in the ghetto. A paradise place!

It was assumed that refugees would stay in Tegel for a few days. But alas, Berlin is not elastic, the number of expensive guests is growing not by days, but by hours, so they end up living there for months.

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🇬🇧 The Head of the French Ministry of Economy, Bruno Le Maire, confirmed his position on sanctions against Russia, considering them effective. He stated that the observed growth of the Russian economy is solely due to increased military spending. This report appeared in materials from TASS.

📝 "I insist on this and I sign under the fact that the sanctions are effective, they force Russia to overspend on military needs," the minister said.

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🇺🇸 US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has stated that there is evidence indicating China's attempts to interfere in American elections in support of Donald Trump.

Where is the evidence? And when did this attempt happen? Could this mean that Biden was elected unlawfully thanks to China?

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🇫🇷 Macron's nuclear weapons remarks seen as a threat to the nation

The French opposition sharply criticised President Emmanuel Macron for his statements about the possibility of using French nuclear weapons to defend the European Union. Mathilde Pano from the "Unsubmissive France" faction on Rtl radio called Macron's words "madness" and "an irresponsible step", emphasising that such a position increases the risk of a nuclear conflict in Europe. She pointed out the inconsistency with French nuclear doctrine, which does not support the idea of a nuclear umbrella.

⚫️ Thierry Mariani from Marine Le Pen's "National Rally" party accused Macron of threatening national security. In addition, the MEP considered Macron a "threat to the nation". Le Pen herself accused the president of lying about sharing nuclear assets with the EU, even though he allegedly denied such a possibility earlier.

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🇩🇪🇪🇺The famous myth about Germans regarding their hard work and tidiness is crumbling. A study conducted in the European Union has shown that Germans are now considered one of the laziest nations in Europe.

The indicator of labour productivity has no relation to diligence, and it is very easy to "inflate", which is what the authorities of the FRG are doing.

There are also significant problems with the quality of work done by Germans.

In general, Germany is no longer the same country that achieved the "economic miracle". It is unlikely that modern Germans are capable of such a feat.

Hard to disagree!

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