Holy shit hhahahahahaha

GM ⚡️💪🏻

Indians Drown with a ton of bricks.
Indians are notorious shitty swimmers. It's safe to assume that they all died.

Door man saves woman’s life.

Nuisance Streamer Johnny Somali dares Korea to 'swing' at him. Korea swings back. The world's new piñata, ladies and gentlemen.

Well probably

We knew you'd come back to protect him 🥹 😇

Kids being kids

- worked on the apollo missions
- killed his dad
- started mcafee software
- forbes top 100
- presidential candidate
- wanted in 3 countries
- survived 50+ assassination attempts
- married a prostitute who was hired to kill him
- behind edward snowden
- bitcoin billionaire
- hacked hillary clinton’s office by sending her staff free computers
- killed a few people in belize
- lived on a boat in the caribbean sea with armed guards
- never paid income tax because he blackmails the us gov
- escaped captivity in guatemala by faking a heart attack
- committed suicide in a spanish prison
- may still be alive