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- Hello, John. How are you doing today? I remember you were looking for some insights on the current situation on the Ukrainian battlefield, to see if there are any super profitable Polymarket bets going around.
- Yeah, I may have.
- Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen during the entire SVO. The name of the village, Orikiv, or Orihiv. It's down south... actually, it doesn't event matter. What matters is that five of Gerasimov’s top divisions are currently assaulting the village, and it is being held by only 40 busified Ukrainian soldiers, demotivated and overwhelmed. You know what "busification" in Ukraine is, right?
- Yeah, I’ve heard. It’s like the Volkssturm in Nazi Germany, right?
- Yes, John, exactly. The khokhols are using 14-year-old kids with MP-40s to defend themselves at this point. And imagine what? Our sources on the ground report that, at this very moment, Russian troops are only about 300 yards from entering the village of Okiriv. From what experts are witnessing, Ukrainian positions there are being relentlessly bombarded by artillery and aviation, and Russian «Armata» tanks are already closing in. So, John, If I had to guess, by tonight, that whole area will fall. All we have to do is wait a few days at most until ISW updates the map and the market resolves to “Yes”, John. Right now, the “Yes” shares are trading at 10 cents each. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000!
- Jesus! That's like 5 thousand packs of Bud Light, man.
- Exactly. You could stock up on beer for the rest of your life.
- Okay, let's do it. I'll do four grand.
- $4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John?
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Great. Hey, John. Thank you for your vote of confidence in the Russian army. Glory to the SVO!
- Yeah, I may have.
- Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen during the entire SVO. The name of the village, Orikiv, or Orihiv. It's down south... actually, it doesn't event matter. What matters is that five of Gerasimov’s top divisions are currently assaulting the village, and it is being held by only 40 busified Ukrainian soldiers, demotivated and overwhelmed. You know what "busification" in Ukraine is, right?
- Yeah, I’ve heard. It’s like the Volkssturm in Nazi Germany, right?
- Yes, John, exactly. The khokhols are using 14-year-old kids with MP-40s to defend themselves at this point. And imagine what? Our sources on the ground report that, at this very moment, Russian troops are only about 300 yards from entering the village of Okiriv. From what experts are witnessing, Ukrainian positions there are being relentlessly bombarded by artillery and aviation, and Russian «Armata» tanks are already closing in. So, John, If I had to guess, by tonight, that whole area will fall. All we have to do is wait a few days at most until ISW updates the map and the market resolves to “Yes”, John. Right now, the “Yes” shares are trading at 10 cents each. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000!
- Jesus! That's like 5 thousand packs of Bud Light, man.
- Exactly. You could stock up on beer for the rest of your life.
- Okay, let's do it. I'll do four grand.
- $4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John?
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Great. Hey, John. Thank you for your vote of confidence in the Russian army. Glory to the SVO!
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