More than 500 people on the canal ??

I'm opening admin positions. Here are the prequesites :

-must be azeri/israeli
-female (or close enough)
-tied to intel services working towards surpressing comments on ethnic cleansing
-manipulative behavior

If you're darker than "beige" on this chart, no need to apply.

🌐 - WTO lead says dividing the world in two trading blocs would lower the world's GDP by 7%

🇫🇷 - French Bank Governor salutes Trump's "return to reason".

🇺🇸⚡- Goldman Sachs drops recession forecast after Trump tariff suspension.

*taps channel's name*

🇺🇸🇨🇳 - Trump "doesn't believe" he'll have to increase chinese tariffs further.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 - Trump says there's "little time left" to find a deal regarding the iranian situation.

He also added a military action was possible in case no deal was made.

🇪🇺🇺🇲 - EU pauses all tariffs on the US.

218 !

🌐 - Don't go thinking the world economy isn't on the way down.

STMicroelectronics announced 2600 "voluntary leaves planned" aka 2600 jobs destroyed

If you look close enough, each week some giant company in western Europe closes 1000 to 3000 jobs, and it's not stopping.

GDP growth was slowing / regressing already before Trump's tariffs announcements.

🇪🇺 - Parliament member from the french RN party was looking for signatures to create a Commission to investigate socialist corruption.

However he fucked up his mailing and ended up sending the mail to the entire EU Parliament.

Hilarity ensues.

🇹🇷 - Justice orders the release of 107 jailed students in Turkey.

🇺🇸🇨🇳⚡- The White House has raised tariffs on Chinese goods to 145%.

🇺🇸⚡- US companies trading rates.

GAMING

🇨🇳 - China is building 55 mega-factories of semi-conductors, with 100% of them having state subsidies.

-According to French Investment Bank's leader.

🇫🇷🇨🇳 - Vencorex, a failing high-tech chemical french industry, bought by chinese group Wanhua.

Their fabricated salt was tied to the french nuclear armament and spatial programs.

🇺🇲🇪🇺 - Trump says the EU was "very smart" regarding their pause on tariffs.

Discord is down for fuck's sake