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🇻🇦⚡️- Pope Leo officially declares the italian teen Carlo Acutis, "the Cyber-apostle", as a saint
🇻🇦✍️ - On top of being a very selfless and caring christian struck by leucemia, his body has not shown any form of degradation since 2006.

He was beatified under the previous pope for this miracle, and had other miracles attributed to him. He had created a website for his church in the early 2000s, showing the internet didn't have to be a godless place.

He is now Saint Carlo Acutis.
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🇫🇷⚡️- LEADER OF LR DEPUTIES IN THE ASSEMBLY GIVES FREEDOM OF VOTE TO LR PARLIAMENTARIES ON BAYROU'S CONFIDENCE VOTE
🇫🇷✍️ - By the way this means LR could have a second internal war in less than 2 years.

In the 2024 snap elections, Ciotti seceded with LR over the plans of allying with RN.

Wauquiez (Parliamentary leader) here gives freedom of choice to the deputies while Retailleau (Party leader and Interior Minister) called for support to Bayrou. These two hate each others guts and could sink the entire party.
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🇺🇸🇨🇳- Two US Coast Guard vessels shadowed two Chinese icebreakers Ji Di and Zhong Shan Da Xue Ji Di, that were operating in disputed waters within the Arctic Ocean, just off the coast of Utqiagvik, Alaska.
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🇫🇷✍️ - Le Pen is holding her "Rentrée Parlementaire" speech.
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🇫🇷✍️ - Le Pen is holding her "Rentrée Parlementaire" speech.
🇫🇷⚡️- Oh, huh, she's actually speaking well, against gov spending, tariffs on energy, billions sent to Chinese and English-American funds
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🇫🇷⚡️- She's tackling EU energy policies now. What's happening, she's back on her older less soft programs ??
🇫🇷⚡️- She's tackling state funding and speaking against tax evasion, immigration and insecurity.

She sounds pissed and back in her 2010s form, you wouldn't see she's been castrated by the Justice and barred from elections. She sounds pissed.
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🇫🇷✍️ - I gotta go, but it seems she's done with playing dead.

She is now saying we gotta abolish some production standards and ease taxes for the private sector. That's the most liberal I've heard her talk.

She just said it was unfair to blame Boomers, while its politicians fucking up
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🇫🇷⚡️- Last attempts to convince socialists to vote in favor of Bayrou seemed to have failed as no deal was announced.

Bayrou conceded "parties are in a constant civil war among themselves but are joining together to topple the government"

It appears the french gov will be overthrown tomorrow.
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🇫🇷⚡️- Wauquiez believes only half of the LR members will vote for Bayrou.
🇫🇷✍🏻 - Reminder the party's president is in the gov coalition, Retailleau is LR President and Interior Minister.

Half his own party will disavow the government of which he is a part of.

Shitshow
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🇫🇷⚡️- Poll shows top 3 people who could "answer to the French grievances" are :

J. Bardella : 40%
M. Le Pen : 37%
B. Retailleau : 32%

Macron is placed 11th with 14%
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🇫🇷✍🏻 - French PM "is now certain he will be ousted tomorrow" and "had lost all hope days ago" according to anonymous Elysée officials.

Bayrou said to medias an hour ago "I did what I had to do, i'm not anxious about having to go".
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🇫🇷✍🏻 - French PM "is now certain he will be ousted tomorrow" and "had lost all hope days ago" according to anonymous Elysée officials. Bayrou said to medias an hour ago "I did what I had to do, i'm not anxious about having to go".
✍🏻 - Dude is talking like he's gonna get exiled or shot on the Fields of Mars, chill bro, you'll find another high-paying gov job to leech off a few more hundreds of thousands of euros from frenchies until your bloated corpse rots away.
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🇹🇷⚡️- New polls reveal Erdogan losing the presidential elections, and his party barely maintaining a 1% lead on the next biggest force.
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🇺🇸✍️ - I just saw a post in an immigration subreddit about a user being an ICE member asking for visa codes of people asking for help with shaky cases they have. They've been outed but it's now theorized he wasn't the only one.
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🇨🇭⚡️- Also a little bit of an unimportant news but it's close to me IRL.

A car drove through a crowd of pro-palestinians in Lausanne today. No deaths reported as of yet.
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