“You wanna know how I got these scars, nigga? Well see... my mother... she was an antifascist… and a libtard... and one night she turns on the news, drunker than usual... and boy let me tell you, was she a drinker... anyways, see, Trump had deposed a commie dictator... blew up another commies grave site... and she didn't like that. Not. One. Bit.”