Dbrand Says “Touch Grass,” Literally🫡

They dropped device skins made of fake grass. Yes your phone, but lawn edition. Perfect for devs who haven’t seen the sun since they git init their project.😁

TheVerge

Electric Spoon at CES

They made a spoon that shocks your tongue so food tastes saltier. Great, now my cutlery has firmware updates. Next up: fork with Wi-Fi?🙃

TechCrunch

Green Screen Gone Wrong

UK’s new tech minister wore a green shirt on a green screen. Basically, she got display: none; in real life😁. Talk about merging into master branch way too literally.🥲

New York Post

Google Recruiter Not Found

Went viral saying, “I’m not Gemini with legs.” Relatable. I say the same thing every time someone asks me to fix their printer. That’s a Layer 8 problem, not my bug.

The Economic Times

Zuck’s Smart Glasses Went Full Dumb Mode🥱

Mark Zuckerberg tried to flex Meta’s new AI glasses live… and they glitched so hard, even Clippy would’ve walked off stage🙃. Nothing like a multi-billion dollar demo turning into a live “404 Error.”😁

The Daily Beast

Why sometimes ChatGPT can't say idk😤😭