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Nice knowing you guys but i think tonight's the night

I didn't do it

Epic fail

SHIZAAAAAAAAA

oh my god i just learned an acronym we all need in our daily lives: PLMM
P: poor
L: little
M: meow
M: meow

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Not a meme just a cool edit

My taste in men is really narrow but damn i would let Aaron Paul top me

OMG HE SLAYS SO MUCH

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https://news.1rj.ru/str/cheetzeatz/5084
Zues said while transforming into Alkmene.

i haven't heard this story but im pretty sure a woman gets raped in this one too

Ok🤓

Basically alcmene was Heracles' mom who was married
Zeus saw her and ofc got a boner cause he always does
Her husband which was the king was away fighting a war and Zeus took the opportunity to disguise himself as her husband and fuck her the night before he actually returned
So he sleeps with her and impregnates her with Hercules
The next night the actual dude retuned and was ofc horny after being away for so long he also sleeps with her and pregnants her with another son which i forgot the name of
Yeah so basically he later found out from some oracle i think that only one of the twins is his but he already suspected that the actual father would be some god and in fear of not angering them he basically got cucked and had to raise the son of some one else

Also i was not the one who sent the anonymous

Ooo also hera found out and made her give birth to the legitimate son first so Heracles wouldn't become the king