i haven't heard this story but im pretty sure a woman gets raped in this one too

Ok🤓

Basically alcmene was Heracles' mom who was married
Zeus saw her and ofc got a boner cause he always does
Her husband which was the king was away fighting a war and Zeus took the opportunity to disguise himself as her husband and fuck her the night before he actually returned
So he sleeps with her and impregnates her with Hercules
The next night the actual dude retuned and was ofc horny after being away for so long he also sleeps with her and pregnants her with another son which i forgot the name of
Yeah so basically he later found out from some oracle i think that only one of the twins is his but he already suspected that the actual father would be some god and in fear of not angering them he basically got cucked and had to raise the son of some one else

Also i was not the one who sent the anonymous

Ooo also hera found out and made her give birth to the legitimate son first so Heracles wouldn't become the king

Man i love it when they call greek mythology inspiration pieces of media that depict the gods as the villians edgy like that's not the actual myth

None of them were actually good except for few

Like at the top of my head the only ones that i can think of being actually good are Hestia and Prometheus

Even Hades which a lot of people simp for (including me) was just neutral

And he did kidnap his wife

Dionysus was also slay but i actually don't remember if he has any fucked up stories too or not

He was bi icon tho so it's aight 💅🏻

Anyone?

JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY

Haha guess who's still alone for this year's valentine

I'm gonna hit my head against the wall till i bleed

It's alright i still have knives to keep me company

20 years and still no one has ever wanted me😁

I'm so fucking mentally ill that i genuinely can't stand normal people