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Гооооооол!! 2:1 Тейлор!!!

вот ето гол, Кеннет 🥺

"Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I shot him in the fucking face!!!

Тяжела звездная жизнь.

Я бы простила ему его гордость, не задень он мою...

#мудрость_дня

"беляш" такое слово смешное пиздец ахах. ну только вслушайтесь: "беляш"

Надо же, Премьер-лига уже предсказала счёт матча