The equivalent of accelerating when you're on foot is putting A thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton

Barbies this visit was so tiring

My destiny is writing the Barbie movie musical adaptation, but since I cannot fulfill it cause I'm bad at music I will write the most unsettling horror shit instead

Babygirl where are you I am in Italy and I cannot find one person that doesn't look stressed

Me to the cat: Loki the bed is queen size we can both lie on it at the same time
The cat, crying: is queen size SINGULAR it's already at max capacity with me