Let me get this straight
This is the 35th anniversary of Holiday Barbie, the Barbie movie is a cultural phenomenon and *this* is the best you could come up with?
Okay I guess

Also this indirectly reminded me of the 2022 limited edition Safe Sex Angel Bob Mackie

You cannot convince me her halo is not a condom

"Meet the man who spent 15k dollars to look like a collie"
Uuuuh respectfully no

So you're gay, huh?

muah

I found this in a thread where plenty of cishet people were like "why should one be happy"
Why should one be miserable tho it's eating pussy not going to war why would I want someone to feel or look miserable

Me when a character in a show is evil: 😈🥰🤩 evil bebe
Me when a character in a show starts good but then gets evil cause life sucks: 😭😩😰 noooo bebe WHY

I admittedly don't know much about Lizzo, not my kind of music
BUT
So far I have seen zero defending her from fans and plenty of "you wouldn't defend her if she wasn't a woman"

Me: damn this anxiety is preventing me from sleeping I should do something to calm down a bit
My google 5 mins later: