and then they're like "you know what could be good for the general mood around here, turning a human child into a vampire"

"why is this vampire child unhappy like us instead of happy like the general assumptions about human children"

There are indeed two genders and those are Serif and Sans Serif

Personally, I don't trust Sans Serif people and I also pity them a bit

I am all alone in a Sans Serif channel with my Sans Serif followers :( sad

Sad Serif

Okay fuck marry kill with fonts
Fuck Wingdings marry Garamond kill Impact

TIL that there is a period in the history of Medieval Rome that is known as the Pornocracy or the Rule of the Harlots [source, comments]