Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, I understand those rap guys
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total goddess, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, amazing, look

It will never not be funny to me how Lily Allen made a song that literally said my lil brother Alfie stays all the time in his room getting high and playing videogames jerking off and then the little Alfie ended up on Game of Thrones getting his dick cut off just to spite her

I don't trust men who haven't watched Legally blonde 💁‍♀

Oh you're a feminist? Name three iconic chick flick movies