So its cryptid day. Ive been asked exactly once, what does this mean and how do i celebrate it.
Well, remember with zir0 day everyone was zir0? Now everyone can be cryptids.

And yeah, im normally a cryptid (so being zir0 is fair game here, just please dont seek to besmirch my oh-so-carefully curated public image[????]) BUT
Until i feel like not being a night crawler... i can be a night crawler as long as i want. And im gonna lurk around. Walk in yards. Post cryptic shit.

And thats it! Just having fun by causing the chaos of changing names and channels, the confusion of more than one person being mothman, ect. Silly chaos.

cryptid day is about you being a weird critter by yourself instead of being a weird critter "as part of something bigger"

On good days I'm organized, on bad days I'm sad and delusional, but most days I'm just giving out advice

Every time I see or read about Toblerone I think of @prettyposting

My legacy!!!!

Me, caressing my feet:
"Babies believe me you're still pretty and beautiful, nothing changed, it's just that I'm not dating straight men anymore"